Thursday, August 16, 2007


"Battlestar Galactica is on tonight?!"

"There's something on my head you say?"

"This finger is starting to get a little bland."

"I brush my gums everyday."

"Gimmie that thing over there."

"Making poop never felt so good."

I'd like a french tip manicure please."

"Oh no, my Daddy's going to pay for it silly."

"There's a huge spider on the wall!"

"Daddy's jokes are like ambien."

"I shouldn't have eaten that last chile dog."